A solemn, deeply professional, and absolutely unbiased tribute to the pillars of our organisation.
You Hire Top-Class Talent
The kind who push, build, and show up — even after a 9 PM production incident. Below are some of your best hires:
Rugved Chandekar
Chief Chaos Architect
Problem SolverCoffee Dependent
Top Hire
Nachiket Shinde
Principal Debug Whisperer
OutstandingNight Owl
Shoyeb Chaudhari
Senior Keyboard Velocity Expert
EfficientMultitasker
Formally recognised • Informally appreciated • Officially on the waiting list for a raise.
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ISPL HUB — HR Department
Ref: HR/2026/PARTY/001 | Confidential
Dear HR Team,
Unfortunately, we regret to inform you that you have been
shortlisted to give a party to the Tech Team
— Rugved Chandekar, Nachiket Shinde & Shoyeb Chaudhari.
Kindly respond at your earliest convenience.
Party Time!
ISPL HUB — HR Department
Ref: HR/2026/PARTY/ACCEPTED
We appreciate your enthusiasm and commitment to employee celebration.
However, after careful deliberation, we regret to inform you that due to an
excessively high notice period, the party has been deferred
to a date to be announced in the next fiscal cycle.
We value your patience. The tech team values samosas.